December 16, 2007

Mike the Huckabee

A one... two-- A one... two... three... four…
A Huckabee, neo-conically,
May, inside the Beltway, half not be;
But a Huckabee has got to be,
For those who think evangelically.

But can Huckabee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to its ex-obesity?

La dee dee, one two three,
Mike the Huckabee.
A B C D E F G,
Mike the Huckabee

Is this unknown Ozark bee,
Of sudden notoriety,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It’s Mike the Huckabee.

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Mike the Huckabee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Mike the Huckabee.

Will they love this new-found Huckabee
Anoint him accidentally,
This winter in the GOP,
Or is he another Connally?

Who was this Connally?
I don’t remember . . .
The end

(With apologies to Monty Python and Eric the Half-a-Bee).


Nikki (and sometimes Daniel) said...

Connally was, no doubt, lacking one key ingredient: Chuck Norris Approval. Don't apologize too strenuously to Monty Python. They, of course, would understand.

Deb said...