Claire's Meme

The beautiful and talented Danielaphant has given us responses to Claire's meme. I will join her.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Mr. Epstein.
2. Daddy.
3. "Hey, David!"

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My eyes.
2. My chin.
3. My calves.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON"T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My yellow teeth.
2. My pot belly.
3. My flat ass.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. "Smart-assed New York Jew." -- Randy Newman
2. Preppy (Andover).
3. Collector of irrelevant facts, jes' lahk m' Dad.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Outliving my family.
2. Being penniless.
3. Paralysis.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Coffee.
2. The blogosphere.
3. Hugs from my children.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Long-sleeved tee.
2. Sweat pants.
3. The last pair of clean underwear in the house.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE MUSICALS:
1. Showboat.
2. My Fair Lady.
3. The Threepenny Opera.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Amazing Grace.
2. Nashville's Gone Hollywood.
3. The Wreck of the Old 97.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Sweet talk and good lies.
2. Sarcasm.
3. Food.

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. A Lauren Bacall voice.
2. Hands.
3. Artistic tattoos.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Riding zee bike.
2. Singing in a chorus.
3. Learning languages.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. A clean bill of health after my cancer operation.
2. A nice quiet home office.
3. A massage (not from the Swedish Prime Minister).;

THREE CAREERS YOU ARE CONSIDERING:
1. Retiree.
2. HIgh school teacher.
3. 419 scamster.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Huahine, Polynesia (OK, so I've been there before).
2. Georgia (in the Caucasus).
3. Glacier National Park.

THREE KID NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Tommy.
2. Mike.
3. Susie.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Ride the Paris-Brest-Paris randonée.
2. Sing "September Song" to a live audience.
3. Watch my two young daughters graduate.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. I cry at silly movies.
2. I like gossip.
3. I'm crazy about little kids.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A DUDE:
1. I belch, fart, and scratch.
2. I'd just as soon not talk or write about personal stuff.
3. I hate changing my clothes.

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Lauren Graham.
2. Sigourney Weaver.
3. Heather Myles.