January 20, 2007

10 Things To Do During the Upcoming Presidential Campaign

10. Smash your TV.
9. Learn a classical language, preferably a difficult one, and read its classics.
8. Grow bonsai.
7. Ride a bicycle at least two hours a day.
6. Knit large shawls.

5. Start humming and drumming your hands on the table. Repeat.
4. Fast and pray.
3. Assemble something challenging and hand-operated--a harpsichord or a kayak.
2. Live with wolves. They won't try to sell you anything.
1. If you like the wolves, start howling at the moon.

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