A Tale Told By an Automated Idiot

This link will generate a postmodernist cultural theory paper that signifies absolutely nothing. Here's a sample paragraph:

If one examines Debordist image, one is faced with a choice: either accept Sontagist camp or conclude that sexuality serves to exploit the proletariat, but only if truth is equal to reality. The subject is interpolated into a precapitalist paradigm of reality that includes consciousness as a reality. However, the characteristic theme of the works of Smith is the meaninglessness, and hence the genre, of textual reality.

I don't know how it's done, exactly. Postmodernism is particularly suited for this kind of thing, but no doubt one could generate other kinds of writing. An Obama torrent of platitudes, say.