Some French magistrate with time on his hands and his nose out of joint decided to open a doping investigation of Lance Armstrong.
"I invite [the court] to consult the results of my anti-doping tests," Armstrong said in reaction Thursday.
"I was tested 22 times in 2004 alone... I do not use -- and I have never used -- doping products," the American added, saying he was "sure to be vindicated" in the affair.
I've stopped drinking their overpriced wines. I've stopped eating their runny cheeses. I spit on the grave of Jacques Derrida. I fart in their general direction.
HT: American Digest.
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