January 23, 2005

A Weasel Is a Weasel Is a Weasel

Some French magistrate with time on his hands and his nose out of joint decided to open a doping investigation of Lance Armstrong.

"I invite [the court] to consult the results of my anti-doping tests," Armstrong said in reaction Thursday.

"I was tested 22 times in 2004 alone... I do not use -- and I have never used -- doping products," the American added, saying he was "sure to be vindicated" in the affair.

I've stopped drinking their overpriced wines. I've stopped eating their runny cheeses. I spit on the grave of Jacques Derrida. I fart in their general direction.

HT: American Digest.

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